From: darkpowrjd@aol.com CWF SMACK DOWN (11.11.99) E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com RATING: TV-14 DVL DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine ______________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly PLACE: On campus-Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio ______________________________________________ Before ANYTHING starts, Michael Cole is standing in the ring. COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, it is with my most HUMBLE honors that I would like to welcome back a very good friend to the CWF, and as well as one of our most respected CWF Commentaors. Columbus, Ohio, please join me as we welcome back, SERENA SOMMERS. She comes out, as well as ever. KING: Oh YEAH!! She is back, finally! The last time we had seen her was when Jeff Jarrett threw her off of the stage in that dumpster. She goes into the ring. COLE: Serena, WELCOME BACK TO THE CWF!! Crowd cheers. COLE: And what better way to come back than to take the rightful place as doing play-by-play TONIGHT ON SMACK DOWN!! KING: WHAT?!! MICHAEL COLE IS TAKING THE NIGHT OFF!! I guess he is. She's coming over here, and Michael Cole is leaving. She's gonna by sitting beside ME tonight!! The Smack Down intro then starts, and lasts for the duration of twenty-five seconds, then ends. Then the fans at Ohio State University become jakked, as they raise the roof in the HUMONGOUS gym of OSU. After a minute or so, Serena, for the first time in, like, WEEKS, starts to commentate. SERENA: WELCOME TO OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY!! WELCOME TO THE HOME OF THE OSU BUCKEYES!! WELCOME TO SMACK DOWN!! THIS SOLD OUT CROWD OF ABOUT OVER 700 THOUSAND PLUS IS ON HAND FOR WHAT MAY BE AN IMPORTANT NIGHT FOR MANY HERE IN THE CWF!! WE ARE READY FOR A HELL OF A RIDE, KING!! KING: YEAH, AND WE ALREADY GOT A BIG SURPRISE!! YOU ARE FINALLY BACK, AND I'M SURE THAT EVERYONE MISSED YOU, SERENA, BUT BESIDES THAT, A MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT IS ALSO IN STORE FOR TEAM ROCKET, QUEEN BERYL, THE ROCK, TRIPLE H, AND DARKPOWER, WHO IN HIS CASE HAS SOME QUESTIONS TO ANSWER HERE TONIGHT!! Darkpower's music starts, and he comes out. SERENA: YEP, HE CERTAINLY DOES!! WELCOME TO CWF SMACK DOWN!! I AM SERENA SOMMERS, ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND IT WAS LAST MONDAY ON RAW THAT QUEEN BERYL TRIED TO TAKE A PLUNGE WITH HER CARE INTO THE DEEP BLUE YONDER OF WASHIGTON D.C. BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T TAKE WHT DARKPOWER WAS DOING AND SAYING TO HER. THANKFULLY, IT WAS GOKU WHO STOPPED HER IN TIME WHEN WE WENT OFF THE AIR MONDAY NIGHT ON RAW, BUT DURING ALL OF THAT, DARKPOWER PLEADED FOR BERYL TO NOT DO THAT!! KING: I hope that Darkpower straightens THIS all out. SERENA: And by the way, we want to thank you for making RAW get it's HIGHEST RATING EVER in the HISTORY of the CWF!! KING: You mean we got a record rating?! SERENA: Yep, King, that's EXACTLY what I am saying!! KING: WOW!! I never thought that we would top the week before Wrestlemania, but we DID!! SERENA: And Smack Down could only be BETTER tonight, and Darkpower is in the ring, and he's gonna speak, the coward that he has been for the past week and a HALF!! DARKPOWER: I guess that you guys DESERVE an explination of what happened last Monday night. I guess you guys would think that I really DIDN'T want Beryl to pass on!! For Beryl NOT to take that plunge. Well, listen CLOSELY to what I said. It WASN'T worth it, because she deserves to be killed in a WORSE situation than THAT, HA HA HA!!! I mean, instead of just falling into a sewer pit somewhere with her CAR, I was -----------------------------!! SERENA: MY GOD!! KING: I THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT, TOO!! SERENA: You mean to tell me that the only reason why he didn't want her to do that is because he just wanted to make her suffer. KING: I don't BELIEVE it!! SERENA: Me either!! How low can he actually GO?!! DP: And because of that, I don't want to hear anything more... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... SERENA: I AGREE WITH THESE FANS ABOUT HIM, KING!! KING: I think he has the power to go lower than this, Serena!! DP: But besides that, I hear that we have one of our most respected commentators back in the saddle, and that would be Serena Sommers, sitting right over there. KING: UH OH!! SERENA: What the hell does he want with me?! DP: Hey, Serena, now that you're back in that position, I just want you to know that me and Triple H are watching over you like a HAWK, so don't you DARE do anything STUPID, or we're kick your ASS!! Crowd boos. KING: Oh my GOSH!! I guess DP and Triple H AREN'T so pleased to see you back here!! SERENA: [disgusted] I'm not afraid of those two IDIOTS!! DP: However, you may be lucky TONIGHT, Serena, because TONIGHT, I want to talk directly to VINCE MCMAHON!! KING: UH OH!! SERENA: DP's facing McMahon at the Survivor Series. DP: McMahon, you are UNDERESTIMATING me!! Why, I don't KNOW, but you KNOW that I could whip your ASS in a heartbeat, and just to PROVE to you that I am MORE than what you say you are, in ADDITION to my STELLAR preformance and showmanship that I showed LAST Thursday on Smack Down!! KING: WOAH!! SERENA: PLEEZE!! Beryl was too depressed to fight, and everyone HELPED him!! KING: Well, IN HIS MIND, he won that thing with his OWN two hands. DP: I will be in this VERY RING, and I will face none other than YOUR PIMP DADDY, THE GODFATHER!! KING: WHAT?!! SERENA: OH MY!! DARKPOWER SHOCKS US ALL TONIGHT!! HIM AND THE GODFATHER HERE TONIGHT!! KING, I THINK HE HAS A DEATH WISH!! DP: And VINCE, when I get through with that sorry excuse for a WRESTLER, you WILL be AMAZED and FRIGHTENED at my ABILITY!! He exits. SERENA: [laughing] His ABILITY?! KING: Well, he thinks that he actally HAS that ablility after what HE went through last week on Smack Down, but I gotta think that the Godfather heard it too, and can't wait, and so can't I!! WE'RE GONNA SEE THE HOOO TRAIN TONIGHT!! SERENA: Well, while you go and say that, a lot of questions surround what took place when we went off the air last Monday night on RAW, and here tonight, questions may be answered, but we may have MORE questions as the night progresses. KING: Yes, and get this. Right here, TONIGHT, Sailor Mercury, Al Snow, and Chris Jericho. We'll try it AGAIN!! Last Monday, that contreversy surrounding the end of RAW stopped this triple threat Hardcore Match from happening, but tonight, it will be done, and Serena, did you hear what Y2J said about YOUR original SHOW!! SERENA: Yes, and I thought he had a DEATH WISH when doing that, as well. Also, right here tonight, Mars and Misty, which is the most UNLIKLY tag team in the HISTORY of the CWF will go against the Hollys here tonight, and listen to this!! Father against son. Trunks vs. Vegeta. This was signed and dealt by Ari, our so-called PRESIDENT of the CWF, andone has to wonder if this is a sign of what may happen here tonight with those two. Switch to the back, where SAILOR PLUTO is coming out. SERENA: What the...?! Sailor Pluto is HERE, and she's headed towards the ring!! KING: WHAT?! [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. King Kai's music starts up, and he comes down to ringside. KING: HA!! I guess there are TWO kings that want to welcome you back, Serena!! SERENA: Well, this will be MY first time working with him. Well, tonight, Smack Down is brought to you by Nokita. Connecting People. KING: And by Magic: The Gathering, the ultimate card game of stragety and wits. SERENA: And by priceline.com, the OFFICIAL online airline ticket distributors of the CWF [not REALLY, but they are sponsors for almost ALL the programs, so THERE YOU ARE]. Well, King kai, welcome to Smack Down. KAI: Hey Sherena, welcome bwack to the CWF at LONG LASHT!! SERENA: No prob, King Kai. Sailor Pluto's music comes on, and she makes her way to the ring. SERENA: And Kai, I bet you have absolutly NO idea as of WHY she is coming out here, do you?! KAI: NO CLUE!! KING: Well, she's entering the ring!! We're gonna SEE what it is that she wants. PLUTO: Rubeus, I want a rematch for my Eurpoean Title!! SERENA: WOAH!! KAI: I guesh she made HER point get acrossh REAL FASHT!! PLUTO: Come out here right now, and put that damn Title on the line, so I can KICK YOUR ASS AND TAKE MY TITLE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS!! Crowd cheers. SERENA: WOW!! KING: She's calling out RUBEUS?!! KAI: That ish what it SHOUNDSH like!! Rubeus's music strikes up, and he comes out with mike in hand. KING: SOMEONE HEARD HER!! HE'S COMING OUT HERE!! RUBEUS: Okay, now, let me get this STRAIGHT!! You're saying that you want ME to give YOU another title shot?! PLUTO: YES, AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, TOO!! RUBEUS: Well, I have to say that after beating you fair and square right there in the ring last week on Smack Down, you are not WORTHY of me giving you a title SHOT again!! So, with all due respect to YOU, you know what I have to say to your CHALLENGE?! KISS MY ASS!! SERENA: WOW!! KING: There's HIS answer. KAI: He'sh playing livertail!! PLUTO: What a GREAT idea, rubeus, EXCEPT INSTEAD, you would be kissing MY ass, and it would be in fromnt of the WORLD in MSG at Survivor Series!! KING: UH OH!! SERENA: THAT got Rubeus's attention back. PLUTO: Let's make it not only a European Title match, but a...KISS MY ASS MATCH!! KAI: WOAH!! KING: ANOTHER first in the CWF!! PLUTO: The one who loses has to kiss the winner's bare ASS!! What do you say?! RUBEUS: So NOW you want to EMBARASSE yourself in front of the WORLD if you lose a match to ME!! PLUTO: No, it would be YOU who would bow down, and have to kiss MY ASS!! SERENA: You know how DEGRATING that must BE if you LOST one of THOSE matches?! RUBEUS: Well, NOW you got me INTRERESTED!! I'll do you THAT much!! If you want to EMBARASS yourself out of the CWF, then I'll be more than happy to HELP you in THAT!! And when I am done kicking you ass all over that RING, you will have no choice but to kiss MY ASS!! [he exits] SERENA: A Kiss My Ass match for the European Title at Survivor Series. KAI: Well, it'sh not like what we are abwout to shee!! Switch to the back, where Vegeta and Trunks are shown on the split screen, coming out for their match against each other. SERENA: Here they are. Trunks and Vegeta. They will face each other in battle, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Yamcha, and Ari, enter the arena. SERENA: Folks, welcome back to Smack Down on the PFFML Network, and we're set to go now, with Vegeta against his son, Trunks, and what's the deal with Ari coming out here with Yamcha? KAI: Well, it'sh obvioush that bwoth Ari AND Yamcha are on Darkpower'sh payroll, my guesh ish that Ari'sh gonna interfere in thish match in SHOME way, I can feel it. KING: Is that the ONLY explanation you can come up with, Kai? KAI: Any other ideash? Ari sits down next to the timekeeper. SERENA: Does anybody else feel that Ari can't be trusted at ringside? KING: Well, in HIS mind, he can, Serena? He's just coming out here to watch his, well, model employee go to work, as far as HE'S concerned!! KAI: Yeah, right. And I'M the TOOTH FAIRY!! BG: STOP, DROP, SHUT 'EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP, OHHH, NOOO, THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL...STOP, DROP, SHUT 'EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP, OHHH, NOOO, THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL... Trunks enters the arena, pushing a big laundry cart chock-full-o-weapons. KING: [shudders] My, what a pleasant picture you just gave our audience, Kai... KAI: What?! SERENA: Nevermind. Anyway, we have Trunks coming down to the ring, set to take on his FATHER and fellow Posse member, Vegeta. Folks, we can't forget that this past Monday on RAW is WAR, [footage of this past RAW] Vegeta called out his son to address what happened at No Mercy between him and the British Bulldog. He stated he knows he is his son, but he also said that he would go down at the hands of Vegeta, should they wrestle each other. Live action. KAI: Then, almosht ash ON CUE, Ari comesh down and deshidesh to TESHT Vegeta's promise, and thish is how thish match came to pash. KING: Um, is it safe for us to be out here? I don't like the looks of that...whatever Trunks has with him. KAI: It IS hardcore rulesh! SERENA: We are presently waiting for Vegeta, and this could be a reason why Ari is out here too, gentlemen! He wants these two to DESTROY each other! KING: Because he knows they might just DO that! BG: I....AM THE BULLGOOOOOOD....I AM FREEEEEEE...AND I FEEEEED ON ALL THAT IS FORSAKEN...I'M GONNA GET YOU! I SEE THROUGH YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU!!! Vegeta enters, carrying a trash can with weapons over his back. KING: Uh-oh! This can't be good! SERENA: Vegeta now in the ring, and he's got some weapons of his own! And now, he's asking for the mic? What for? KING: We're gonna need a foxhole by the time this gets underway. KAI: You got any shovelsh? KING: I dunno, maybe one of those two do, they got everything else. Go ask 'em. VEGETA: So...you've come prepared, son. [Slight laugh] Now before I get to you, Yamcha, let me just say this: Remember what I said Monday Night. You are my son, and I DO love you as such, [He goes and shakes Trunks's hand] but in this match, you're my opponent! Now for you, scarface. KING: HA!! SCARFACE?!!! SERENA: You don't notice all of those facial scars King? VEGETA: Needless to say that I'm gonna kick HIS ass all over this arena, just don't interfere, or I'll do the same to YOU, AND to that pretty-boy sitting at ringside! He throws the mic at Ari just as the bell rings. SERENA: Wow! Vegeta's ready for tonight! The bell has sounded and we're ready to go! Vegeta and Trunks hammering away at each other now, and folks, don't expect anything REMOTELY close to scientific wrestling here in this match! Block by Trunks, and now Trunks is on the attack, whip to the far side, and a viscious clothesline by Trunks! Vegeta charges now - back body drop over the top by Trunks! KING: AAAH! Right out in front of us! SERENA: Vegeta trying to regroup - KING: Uh-oh! KAI: Going for the weaponsh early on! Vegeta emptys the can in the ring, revealing ALL SORTS of weapons. SERENA: Oh my! The action's getting hot now! KAI: Look! There'sh that shovel you were looking for, King. KING: We may need it here! SERENA: Trunks has...I guess that's a cookie sheet! WOW! RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD OF VEGETA! KAI: MAN! HE BWENT THAT THING RIGHT IN HALF! SERENA: Trunks now advancing on Vegeta - there's a low blow by Trunks, and now Vegeta has the trash can, and - OH MY! VEGETA STUFFED TRUNKS RIGHT IN THAT TRASH CAN! AND THERE'S THAT SHOVEL, AND - Vegeta hits the can as hard as he can with the shovel. KING: WOW! SERENA: VEGETA WITH A WICKED SHOVEL SHOT RIGHT INTO THE TRASH CAN THAT'S OVER TRUNKS'S HEAD! Trunks manages to get out of the can, but he's down still! KAI: There's that cookie sheet again! SERENA: Vegeta setting up that bent sheet right between Trunks's legs here! I don't like the looks of this! Vegeta going for the OTHER CAN OF WEAPONS! WEAPONS ARE COVERING EVERY INCH OF THE SQUARED-CIRCLE!! And...WHAT IS THAT?! KAI: IT LOOKSH LIKE A 3-WOOD! SERENA: AND NOW, HE'S GOT THE 3-WOOD, AND NOW...OH NO! KING: FORE!!! SERENA: GOOD GOD! VEGETA JUST PUT THAT GOLF CLUB RIGHT ONTO THAT STRATEGICALLY-PLACED COOKIE SHEET! KING: I HOPE VEGETA DOESN'T WANT ANY GRANDKIDS, CUZ HE SURE AIN'T GONNA GET ANY AFTER THAT! SERENA: VEGETA WITH THE PIN...BUT WAIT! YAMCHA ISN'T COUNTING! HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH ONE OF THE WEAPONS! THAT'S A CROWBAR HE'S GOT THERE! KAI: MAKE THE COUNT ALREADY - OHHHH!!! KING: AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! SERENA: YAMCHA JUST NAILED VEGETA WITH THAT CROWBAR! BUT TRUNKS IS UP NOW! KING: DON'T HIT HIM, YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED! Instead of fighting him, Trunks pulls Yamcha's referee shirt off and puts it on himself. KING: WHAT? SERENA: TRUNKS HAS THE SHIRT! WHAT IS HE DOING?! OH MY! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF YAMCHA! VEGETA'S UP NOW! THEY BOTH HAVE YAMCHA, AND...OH MY! SPIKE POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THAT TRASH CAN! VEGETA COVERS, BUT THERE'S NO - WAIT, 2, 3! TRUNKS JUST COUNTED 3! Bell rings. Ari is distraught. SERENA: ARI IS IN THE RING, BUT VEGETA - KING: AAAAAH!! SERENA: VEGETA JUST HIT THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COMPANY WITH THAT GOLF CLUB! KAI: THEY FINALLY GOT WHAT WASH COMING TO THEM! Trunks grabs the mic. TRUNKS: AND THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH ARE TRUNKS AND VEGETA!!! KING: WHAT?! KAI: I don't bwieve THIS!! SERENA: NEITHER DO I!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out for her match. SERENA: Speaking of which, Sailor Mercury is coming out for her match against Al Snow and Chris Jericho. And that match is NEXT!! [start CWF promo] Setting takes place in an old wrestling hall. SCENE: the upper balcony. Classy Freddy Blassy slowly makes his way into a seat. BLASSY VO: I can still hear teh echos...cheering my name. SCENE: outside the ring. Jack Brisco is staring in. BRISCO VO: Time has not silenced the crowds. Old wrestling footage is shown. Back to ringside. Master Roshi is adjusting his glasses. ROSHI VO: I never did...a moonsault. King Kai is staring into the ring. KAI VO: ...or walked the top rope. Several close-ups of Kamesennin. KAMESENNIN VO: There were no flashing lights. Back to King Kai. KAI VO: ...no pyrotechnics. Shots of high-flying moves, mainly by Edge & Christian, the Hardyz, and the like. PATTERSON VO: We never flew through the air! Back to the balcony. BLASSY VO: We...were men of courage. Close-up of Master Roshi. ROSHI VO: ...men of steel. Shots of modern wrestling. KAMESENNIN VO: These...are men without fear! SCENE: King Kai steps into the ring. SCENE: Pat Patterson standing in some light coming through a window. Patterson VO: I can still hear the echos...cheering my name. Classy Freddy Blassy looking down from the balcony. BLASSY VO: But today... A few more shots of present-day wrestling footage. Scene cuts to King Kai, standing in the middle of the ring. KAI VO: ...I cheer for them. Cut to CWF: Attitude logo. [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Mercury's music starts up, and we are ready to go for the match. SERENA: Welcome back to CWF Smack Down, and as Sailor Mercury makes her way to the ring, later on tonight, and Kai, I know you are felling real good about this, Darkpower and the Godfather is on for tonight. That match has been signed, and the Godfather, if YOU two are lucky, guys, will be bringing the hos to ringside. KING: OH YEAH!! HE'S BRINGING ALONG THE HO TRAIN!! KAI: SHRENA, WHY HAVEN'T YOU TRIED TO BWECOME A HO YET?! SERENA: I'm not THAT desperate, you two!! KING: Oh, COME ON, you would be perfect. You would be able to have two nipples...uh, two NICKLES for a DIME!! SERENA: PLEEZE!! BG: WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!! KING: HERE COMES THE TRUE IDIOT OF THE CWF!! YOU KNOW, MERCURY BLAMD HIM FOR NOT WELCOMING HER BACK RIGHT, BUT I KNOW THAT AL SNOW DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD WELCOME MEANS!! KAI: I THINK HE MIGHT, KING!! SERENA: I'M SURE THAT SNOW...AND HEAD, I GUESS, WOULD'VE GIVEN HER THE PERFECT WELCOME IF GIVEN A CHANCE!! BG: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!! SERENA: AND HERE COMES THE AYOLITOYA OF ROCK AND ROLL-A!! Chris Jericho's music then plays, and he runs into the ring, and the match then starts. SERENA: AND HERE WE GO!! THIS IS FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE, AND NOW CHRIS JERICHO TAKING AL SNOW'S CRAINIUM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE THERE!! KING: DON'T BOTHER, Y2J, THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO INJURE IN THAT HEAD!! KAI: SHTOP IT, KING!! SERENA: IN ANY CASE...MERCURY HAS A CROWBAR, AND...HIT AL SNOW IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CROWBAR, AND KING, HE WENT DOWN, AND NOW I THINK THAT THERE IS SOMETHING IN THAT HEAD THERE!! KING: TRUST ME, THERE ISN'T!! SERENA: MERCURY HAS AL SNOW FOR THE COVER, AND JERICHO...FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN ELBOW FROM THE TOP, AND TOOK MERC OFF OF SNOW AFTER THE TWO BY TEDDY LONG!! KAI: JERICHO WANTSH THAT HARDCORE TITLE, FOR WHAT I DON'T KNOW!! SERENA: MERCURY AND Y2J, COMING OUT IN FRONT OF US, AND NOW MERCURY HAS...THAT FRYING PAN!! KING: WHAT A HELL OF WELCOME FOR Y2J...AHHH!! SERENA: MY GOD, Y2J IS LAYING ON THE TABLE HERE!! KAI: AL SHNOW ISH OFF THE FAR SHIDE, AND...LOOK OUT!! Snow flies over the near side's top rope, and splashes Y2J on the table, therefore breaking the table. KAI: MY GOD, WE HAVE A BWROKIN' TABWLE HERE!! SERENA: THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM THESE GUYS, AS THEY NOW GO INTO THE CROWD, AND NOW MERCURY WITH THAT PAN, A SWING AND A MISS WITH AL SNOW, AND SNOW HAS...SLAMMED THAT THING ON BOTH MERC AND JERICHO!! KING: PIN ONE OF THEM, YOU IDIOT!! KAI: HE WANTSH TO MAKE THEM SHUFFER A LITTLE!! SERENA: I THINK YOUR RIGHT, AND I THINK THAT IT'S SAILOR MERCURY WHO IS GONNA GET ADDITIONAL TREATMENT NEAR THE TECHNICAL AREA, AND NOW A...POWERBOMB INTO THAT SPEAKER!! AND NOW MERCS HEAD WAS RAMMED INTO THE BARRIER THERE, AND NOW HE..JERICHO WITH A CLOSELINE, AND NOW Y2J AND SNOW ARE GOING AT IT ONCE AGAIN!! KAI: WHOEVER COMESH OUT ON TOP IN THISH ONE WILL BWE SHOMEONE WHO GETSH RESHPECTED ALL TOO WELL!! SERENA: WHERE HAVE THE TWO GONE?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT MERC HAS GOT UP, AND SHE'S GONNA FOLLOW THEM!! THIS IS GREAT!! The camera switches into the back area where they are. SERENA: WE ARE NOW IN THE GARAGE IN THE OSU ARENA!! JERICHO AND SNOW ARE STILL GOING AT IT, AND WHERE IS MERCURY GOING!! KING: SHE'S GETTING INTO...A CEMENT TRUCK!! KAI: WHAT ISH SHE GONNA DO IN THERE?! SERENA: THE WAY THIS MATCH HAS GONE, ONE COULD ONLY GUESS!! MERCURY IN THAT CEMENT TRUCK, AND NOW POURING CEMENT INTO...A DUMPSTER?!! KING: CAN THAT THING BREAK?! KAI: WE'LL SHOON FIND OUT!! SERENA: APPARANTLY NOT, AS MERCURY HAS FILLED THAT THINK WITH CEMENT, AND NOW HER AND SNOW ARE TAKING IT ALL OUT N JERICHO, AND NOW MERCURY WANTS SNOW TO...NO NO NO!! Snow, on Merc's command, closelines Y2J....INTO THE DUMPSTER FULL OF CEMENT!! KING: AHHH!! SERENA: A POTENTIAL CURE FOR Y2J, BUT NOW SNOW AND MERCURY ARE GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS, AND THEY ARE COMING BACK OUT EHRE, AND NOW MERCURY HAS SNOW BY THE HAIR, AND NOW THROWN BACK ONTO THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AND NOW COMING BACK INTO THE RING, AND....WAIT A MINUTE, SHE'S COMING TO GET... KING: ONE OF THE MONITORS FROM THE POSITION HERE!! SERENA: GOOD LORD!! AND SHE WANTS TO USE IT, ALL RIGHT!! KAI: SHNOW ISHN'T GONNA HAVE IT EASHY TONIGHT!! SERENA: LIKE HE DID ALREADY, AND SNOW....GETS THAT MONITOR ON HIS HEAD, AND NOW THIS ONE'S OVER, AS MERCURY GETS THE THREE COUNT, AND SHE IS STILL THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, SHE PUSHED TEDDY LONG OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW...OH NO, A TABLE, AND MERCURY WANTS TO POWERBOMB SNOW ON THAT TABLE, AND...SHE.....DID IT!! SNOW GOT BURIED INTO THAT TABLE BY MERCURY, AND NOW MERCURY WITH THAT CROWBAR, AND...GOOD LORD!! KING: MY GOSH!! KAI: I THOUGHT WE SHAW THE WORSHT EARLIER TONGIHT!! SERENA: THAT CROWBAR WENT SOUTH, AND...OH NO!! SHE HAS THE MIKE NOW, AND GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE IS GONNA SAY NOW!! MERCURY: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, AL SNOW!! YOU NEVER ONCE WELCOMED ME THE RIGHT WAY!! AND NOW YOU PAID THE PRICE FOR GIVING ME THAT INJURED BACK!! YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE THAT BROKEN BACK SO YOU COULD HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT, DID YOU!!! IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING THIS NICE GIRL ALL THE TIME!! I'M MEANER, AND MORE AGGRESSIVE, AND IF ANYONE, AND I DAMN WELL MEAN ANYONE, DISLIKES THAT, THEY CAN ALL GO TO HELL!! Crowd boos. SERENA: Well, these fans are disliking this change of attitude towards Mercury. MERCURY: FINE, YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN ALL OF YOU PEOPLE CAN GO TO HELL!! YOU GUYS NEVER CAREED FOR ME EITHER... All of a sudden, MANKIND'S music plays, and he comes out with mike in hand. SERENA: What is this now?! KING: Mick Foley?! MANKIND: Hold on, Mercury. First of all, I didn't come out here to fight!! I came out here to get some things in your head that I think were lost in that head of yours when you were in the hospital. SERENA: WOAH!! KING: Those are big words there!! MANKIND: First of all, these fans are booing you for a REASON!! They aren't booing you because they don't welcome you back. Hell, all of us welcomed you back. You're a part of a team. Damn it, OUR TEAM!! The CWF!! [crowd cheers] SERENA: He has a point there. MANKIND: They are booing you because they don't like the fact that they don't like this attitude that you are showing about it. They greeted you back the best that they can, and you're shoving everything that they've givin' to you back in their faces. Basically, you're ASKING for the dislikement of the fans. KING: That may BE right!! MANKIND: I think that the REAL reason, however, that yu are acting this way is because of what you came from. I know how an injury will make a person feel like afterwards, AFTER the injury is GONE!! I know that it feels like hell, and I know that that is not any good. But look, you broke a back, and only temporarily. I've PERMANITLY LOST A DAMN EAR!! I'LL NEVER GET THAT BACK!! HELL, I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET BACK THE MANY PHYSICALL ABILITIES THAT I'VE HAD BEFORE THEN!! But you know what, you get over it, and move on!! KAI: GOOD POINT!! MANKIND: Many things come and go, but these fans aren't liking the fact that you are letting those bad memories stay fresh in your head. Please, Merc, understand that we do welcome you back to the best of our ABILITIES!! It may NOT be much, but DAMN IT, it's the BEST, and you can DAMN sure guarentee THAT!! MERCURY: You know what, Mick!! You're RIGHT!! I WAS letting things go to my head!! Thanks for straighting it all out!! SERENA: WHAT?! MANKIND: So, can you be a GOOD girl now?! MERC: SURE, MICK, ANYTHING YOU SAY!! MANKIND: GOOD DECISION!! SERENA: [as Mankind starts to walk away] Mercury said...UH OH!!!! KING: WHAT THE...?! SERENA: MERCURY HAS THAT....NO!! STUCK MICK WITH THAT CROWBAR IN THE SMALL OF THE BACK, AND NOW HE IS DOWN, WITH MERC BEATING ON HIM SENSELESS WITH THAT THING!! WHAT IN THE HELL?! MERCURY: [literlly SCREAMING these lines] YOU THINK THAT I THINK THAT ANYONE CARED!! DAMN IT, MICK, YOU NEVER ONCE LISTENED TO ME!! YOU NEVER ONCE CARED!! MICK, YOU WISH THAT I NEVER EVEN EXISTED!! HOW ELSE WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!! HOW WOULD AL SNOW, THE GODFATHER, AND THOSE SAILORS FORGET ABOUT ME!! HOW CAN THESE STUPID FANS FORGET ABOUT ME!! BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE!! DAMN IT, IF THEY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME, THEN I SURE AS HELL DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEM ANYMORE!! [she slams the mike down hard, almost breaking the mike, and then walks out] SERENA: GOOD LORD!! KAI: I THINK MERCURY WAS CRYING IN THAT RING!! KING: I HEARD HER ABSOLUTLY SOBBING!! SHE REALLY DOES THINK PEOPLE FORGOT ABOUT HER!! SERENA: VERY UNFORTUNATE THAT MUST BE!! They go to a break. ______________________________________________ CWF SMACK DOWN (11.11.99) E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com RATING: TV-14 DVL DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine ______________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly PLACE: On campus-Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio ______________________________________________ They then come back. The Godfather's music starts up, and he comes out, but he gets booed for some reason. SERENA: Welcome back to CWF Smack Down, everyone, and.... KAI: Where ARE they, King?! KING: What are you...OH, WAIT A MINUTE!! Out comes about 5 different hos. SERENA: MY LORD!! KING: OH YEAH!! EXCITEMENT JUST WENT UP BY TEN!! KAI: YOU'RE TELLING ME ABWOUT THAT!! SERENA: WELL, I WANT TO ALSO REMIND EVERYONE THAT 10-10-220 PRESENTS CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, LIVE FROM MSG IN NYC, NOVEMBER 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! KING: WHO CARES RIGHT NOW!! KAI: YEAH!! IT'SH THE HO TRAIN!! GODFATHER: IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN, FOR EVERYBODY TO COME ABOARD THE HOOOOO TRAIN!! KING: HA HA!! GODFATHER: I WANT TO KNOW, IS THERE ANY PIMPS UP IN THIS HOOUUUUUSSSEEEE!! Crowd cheers. GODFATHER: NOW, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE GODFATHER BE PIMPIN' HOS, NATIONWIDE, THEN I WANT YOU TO ROLL A FATTY FOR THIS PIMP DADDY, AND SAY, PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!! CROWD, KING, AND KAI: PIMPIN' AIN'T EAS(H)Y!! KING: AND IF NECESSARY, SERENA WILL BE OUR TAG ALONG, RIGHT?! SERENA: LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT!! KAI: COME ON!! IT'LL BWE FUN!! SERENA: LET'S NOT GO THERE!! Darkpower's music starts up, and he comes out to the music, bombarded by boos now. SERENA: Well, if you didn't hear what this no good asshole said earlier about what happened at the end of RAW last Monday, then you missed something else. KING: I say. I mean, we all thought that he was really serious about that, and earlier tonight, he said that the only reason why he did that was to make sure that she suffered before that time. KAI: Hash she shuffeed ENOUGH ash it already ISH!! SERENA: I agree with THAT one, Kai!! She's suffered through a week and a half of pure HELL!! GODFATHER: You know, NORMALLY, I would offer some HOS to my fellow BOSS!! HOWEVER, seeing as you treat ladies like GARBAGE like you did with the MUTHA QUEEN in Charlotte, I don't know if I want to give them to you, and I am NOT!! I'm just gonna kick your ass!! [he drops the mike, and runs after him] SERENA: AND HERE WE GO NOW!! IT IS THE GODFATHER HAMMERING AWAY AT DARKPOWER, AND NOW THE GODFATHER SENDS DARKPOWER INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND NOW...UH OH!! KING: CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA!! KAI: WOO WOOO!! SERENA: THE HO TRAIN HAS....FOUND IT' MARK, AND NOW THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY IS IN A MESS IN THE CENTER OF THE...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES GIOVANNI!! AND NOW GIOVANNI IS...TAKING THE HOS WITH HIM!! KING: WHAT THE...?! SERENA: THE GODFATHER IS DISTRACTED AS WELL AS THE REFEREE, AND DP HAS THAT CANE, AND...HBITS THE GODFATHER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CRANE, AND NOW DARKPOWER WITH THE COVER, TWO, AND THREE!! GOOD LORD!! AND NOW DARKPOWER IS TWO AND ZERO!! KING: Using the hos against Godfather!! I never thought of THAT!! KAI: What'sh DP doing now?!! SERENA: He's saying that he needs one of the ho's for something...OH MY GOD!! KING: Don't tell me that he's... KAI: He'sh gonna make poor Bweryl JEALOUS now!! SERENA: What a SICK human being that BASTARD must be!! We'll be right back. This is making me SICK!! [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. In the back, Darkpower is with a ho. DP: Come on, miss, we need to show you to someone!! Hey BERYL!! HO: DP, how do you think she'll feel when she sees ME with YOU?! DP: Oh, most DEFINITLY jealous, and so SAD!! HO: Yeah, she'll be crying and...hey, THERE SHE IS!! SERENA: Please don't!! DP: Hey, BERYL, I found another GIRL!! BERYL: What?! DP: I feel GREAT with THIS woman, even BETTER than YOU!! No, wait a minute!! You COULDN'T top ANYTHING if a man ASKED you to!! HA HA HA!! HO: YEAH!! Beryl, I can give him more than YOUR bitch ass can EVER give him!! DP: Yeah, and I care about her!! I care about her well being, unlike you, who's well being was SHATTERED with that purple SKIN!! He laughs, but the "ho" looks at him funny. Beryl starts to shed tears. DP: And even MORE, she's actually ACCEPTED in this world, BETTER THAN YOU WILL BE!! How can ANYONE like YOU! You should just go on and do something that will make you so non-existiant in this world! You would be doing us a favor in getting rid of a FREAK like you. BERYL: No! Please don't MEAN that!! DP: I mean EVERYTHING I say, Beryl!! HO: Uhh, Justin, I don't want to sound mean, but do you think this is becoming a little MUCH! DP: Chill, babe!! This is HILARIOUS!! HO: Maybe to YOU!! But to Beryl, that HURTS!! She's being ACCEPTED, and you have to... DP: ACCEPTED?!! HERE?!! HA!! Yeah, right!! I bet that's the reason why her FATHER wasn't too fond of her. You know, she was disowned when she was FOUR!! I think her LOOKS alone told the story on THAT one!! BERYL: MY GOD!! MY GOD!! [she runs off crying into her locker room] DP: HA!! AND STAY IN... HO: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SAY THAT?!! DP: HER FATHER WAS THE BEST MAN TO DO WHAT HE... HO: NO HE WASN'T!!! THAT WAS VERY CRUEL!! NO ONE DESERVES THAT!! HMPH, GET A LIFE, YOU JERK!! [she walks off] DP: FINE, you fifthy STANK!! They go back to ringside. SERENA: THAT LITTLE SOB!! KING: You know, usually I would praise something like that. When someone cuts down someone I dislike, but that was just wrong. To make fun of someone for what happened in their past. KAI: I agree. I mean, it'sh one thing to dump shomeone and to make them misherable, bwut to do THAT. To bwring up that fact, and to actually say that that wash a GREAT decishion!! I mean, NO ONE deshervesh to be dishowned at four for shomething shuch ash that!! SERENA: MAN!! I really do hope that Vince McMahon can teach him a lesson on manners, and we apologize to anyone with those same kinds of problems. Goku's music starts up, and he comes out to ringside. SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! Goku isn't schedualed to even BE here tonight!! KING: I KNOW, but with the way he has tried to be Beryl's confidant, and I don't blame him for trying to BE after what Darkpower has been trying to do. I mean, she just wanted to be accepted, and I know how that feels to not be so accepted. And what does the CEO do?! Say that she would never BE accepted because of what she is and what she was!! KAI: That wash just WRONG!! GOKU: Darkpower, you, my friend, are a sorry excuse for a human BEING!! SERENA: I'll agree with THAT one-hundred and ten percent, Goku. GOKU: So, what I am... BG: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!! SERENA: OH NO!! KING: How did he get out of that cement bath?! BG: You know I got ya (Yeah, one), Break the wall down! (Ahhh) For those about to rock, What ya want? And you know you're Judas And I'm your priest Baby what I got is not from the least Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast. Step into the arena and break the wall down. JERICHO: Welcome to CHRIS JERICHO SMACK DOWN!!! SERENA: What ELSE could happen tonight?! KAI: Man, Sherena, you picked one HELL of a night to come BWACK to the CWF!! JERICHO: You know, after coming out of the shower after that disgusting cement bath, there has been something bothering me for the past few weeks. When Gohan, your WORTHLESS son...!! SERENA: UH OH!! JERICHO: Was getting his ass kicked by ME, I thought that it was the worst of it. Well, Goku, now you have just sunk to a new low. KING: NEW LOW!! KAI: Don't tell me... JERICHO: You know, I would excuse the fact that you are such a SUCKY wrestler if your talents weren't as sucky as they are in DRAGONBALL as they are in that RING!! SERENA: UH OH!! KING: He did this LAST week with Sailor Moon!! KAI: I know there are DBZ watchersh watching ush tonight. JERICHO: Okay, let's LOOK at DBZ for a minute. First off, it has the SUCKIEST animation that this world has EVER seen. SERENA: WOW!!! KAI: WATCH IT, JERICHO!! KING: You STAR in that show, do you NOT, Kai?! KAI: Shure ash hell DO!! And I know how LOYAL our fansh are!! JERICHO: And lets be real HONEST about this!! Running around, thinking that you guys are GODS!! And you're trying to collect these BALLS, which, Goku, you know a LOT about BALLS, if you know what I MEAN!! SERENA: UH OH!!! KING: UH OH!!! KAI: UH OH!!! JERICHO: I mean, you look at that Sailor Moon show, and I thought that that was BAD, but then I look at THIS piece of CRAP that you actually call a SHOW!! I mean, YOUR show takes ANIME into that downward SPIRAL that it HAS BEEN IN, ALONG WITH THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! KAI: WHAT?! SERENA: I was RIGHT!! Jericho DOES have a DEATH WISH!! JERICHO: The only way to save THAT damn show is to make ME the star, and then all of these Jerichoholics will be watching ME take those JERICHOBALLS!! KING: JERICHOBALLS?!! SERENA: PLEEZE!! JERICHO: And you will never....EEEEEEEVER, be a part of that HORRIBLE, WORTHLESS show, AGAIEN!! SERENA: WELL WELL!! KAI: Look at Goku!! He's LAUGHING!! SERENA: Because he KNOWS that Jericho has just signed his own damn DEATH WARRENT with THAT tounge lashing!! GOKU: So, let me see if I got this STRAIGHT!! You think that DBZ SUCKS?! You think that we're gonna be the DOWNFALL of ANIME!! Well, like someone said to YOU before!! If it wasn't for shows like Dragonball, you're ASS would still be in WCW somewhere, kissing Ted Turner's ass!! SERENA: WOW!! GOKU: I speak for all of the DBZ fans out there when I say that YOUR A DAMN ASSHOLE!! Crowd cheers. SERENA: WOAH!! KAI: Bwashically what he could BWE!! GOKU: How about you PROVE that we are so BAD this Monday on RAW!! You and ME, and I'll make you PAY for those BLASITHAMY comments that you've just made!! SERENA: A challenge for this Monday on RAW!! JERICHO: FINE!! You want to prove to the WORLD that you are NOTHING to Y2J?! Then you can HAVE that opportunity!! [he exits] KAI: LET'SH SHEE IF YOU CAN BWACK UP THOSHE WORDSH, Y2J!! SERENA: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back in the back, where the ho that was accompany Beryl is now in her locker room. HO: I'm sorry, Michelle!! I didn't know he was gonna go THAT far!! BERYL: I know **sob**!! HO: Why do you LET him SAY that stuff about you!! He's not WORTh what you're trying to GIVE him!! BERYL: I still love him!! HO: He doesn't DESERVE a woman like you!! You're nice, intellegent, and STRONG!! Don't let HIM RUIN you, Beryl. Switch to another part in the back, where Jessie is being atacked by Butch, Cassidy, and Giovanni. Daniel is watching their backs. SERENA: MY LORD, BITCH, CASSIDY, DANIEL, AND GIOVANNI ARE BEATING DOWN ON JESSIE!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT, AND JAMES IS COMING IN, AND NOW DANIEL...WITH A TIRE IRON TO THE HEAD, AND JAMES IS NOT GETTING UP, AND NOW MONDO GETS THE SAME TREATMENT!! Switch to ringside. SERENA: This is becoming a hellatious night here at OSU, King and Kai. KAI: Well, more than what I thought it wash gonna bwecome!! And as if anything ELSE couldn't happen tonight, the Bossman's music starts up, and he starts making his way down to ringside. SERENA: OH MY GOD!! What in the hell does HE want?! KING: After what we have seen TONIGHT, I couldn't hardly GUESS!! KAI: I hope thish ish not what I'm THINKING that it'sh gonna be. SERENA: I know what you mean, King Kai!! That would be a bad way to CONTINUE this night. How much LOWER can THIS guy go?!! BOSSMAN: Beryl, I heard about your DADDY disowning you when you were only FOUR!! SERENA: OH NO!! KING: This is not good!! KAI: Bweryl hash had ENOUGH suffering with one night. LEAVE HER ALONE!! BOSSMAN: You know, you're father had a GOOD MIND!! Too bad that the BIG SHOW'S father couldn't LEARN from him, but it's too late, because he's in the Earth, being crawled over by a bunch of MAGGOTS!! SERENA: OH GOD!! KING: Serena, you're just hearing the tip of the ICEBERG!!! KAI: He ISH going lower than bwefore!! BOSSMAN: You know, Beryl, he ALSO had a great mind in getting rid of YOU, the WORTHLESS child that you probably WERE to that WONDERFUL father!! SERENA: What the...?! How can anyone find that RIGHT?! KING: This is the BOSSMAN, Serena!! Darkpower's music comes on, and he comes out to the ringside area. SERENA: WHAT NOW?!! KING: I have a bad feeling about THIS!! KAI: Me too!! SERENA: So do I!! I'm not amused by the Bossman's WORDS!! DP: You know, Bossman, maybe I don't agree with the comments you make about the Big Show's father, but you know, I agree MORE that enough about BERYL'S father!! He was a pretty good MAN!! TOO good of a man!! I mean, what father do YOU know would disown a... BG: WWWEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL, WELL, IT'S THE BIG SHOW!! SERENA: OH YEAH!!! KING: GOOD LORD!! SERENA: AND DARKPOWER IS GETTING INTO THE RING WITH THE BOSSMAN!! LET'S SEE THAT BIG TOUGH ATTITUDE NOW, DARKPOWER!! SHOW: DARKPOWER, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!! SERENA: YEAH!! THERE WE GO!! SHOW: You know, I was listening in the back, about what the Bossman said about my FATHER!! Bossman, I'll get your ass when the time comes!! Darkpower, I'm not done with you, though!! You don't know what it FEELS like to be REJECTED by your own FAMILY!! That HURT that you have inside of you!! That PAIN!! DP: What are you now, MISTER ROGERS?! GET A LIFE!! SHOW: Believe me, I know how she feels to be REJECTED!! Luckily, I had a family that stood up for me when I needed them!! But Michelle never HAD that ONCE in her LIFE!! She never ONCE had someone that she could look up to!! Her FATHER never posed that figure, that's for DAMN sure. DP, her father isn't a MAN!! He's a sorry ass COWARD, AND SO ARE YOU!! SERENA: KEEP GOING, BIG SHOW!! SHOW: Darkpower, you DAMN well don't DESERVE her. She was the most caring person in the WORLD to you. And you just REJECT her!! You don't DESERVE her!! DP: Show, when will you GET it?! You're RIGHT that I don't DESERVE her. I deserve BETTER!! Man, ANYONE can... SHOW: SHUT UP!! YOU WANT TO PLAY THOSE GAMES!! THIS MONDAY, YOU AND ME!! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT VINCE HAS IT REAL EASY FOR YOUR ASS, AND BOSSMAN, SINCE YOU AND DP SEEM TO BE WORKING TOGETHER ON THIS, YOU CAN HELP HIM, AND MAKE IT A HANDICAP MATCH!! His music plays. SERENA: YEAH!! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THOSE TWO IDIOTS FACE THAT BIG MAMMOTH IN THE BIG SHOW!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! They go to a break, then come back. Giovanni's TR theme starts, and they head out with Jessie being dragged with them. SERENA: Oh no. What else is gonna happen tonight. Welcome back to Smack Down, everybody, and Butch, Cassidy, Giovanni, and Daniel are coming out here, and they have Jessie with them, hostage, I guess. KAI: Thish ish not good!! KING: What HAS been tonight?!! GIOVANNI: JAMES, MONDO, WE HAVE YOUR BITCH RIGHT HERE!! COME OUT NOW, OR SHE GETS HER ASS KICKED EVEN MORE!! DANIEL: YEAH, YOU M.F.'S, COME OUT NOW AND SAVE YOU'RE LITTLE SLUT!! SERENA: OH COME ON!! KING: They got hit by a tire iron by them EARLIER!! I doubt that they are gonna come out here anytime soon. BUTCH: 3... SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S...BRUNO!! ONE OF THE ELITE FOUR, AND HE'S GOT BUTCH BY THE HAIR, AND A KICK TO THE BACK, AND NOW DANIEL HAS THAT TIRE IRON, AND MISSES, AND NOW A KICK TO THE MIDSECON, AND SPINE BUSTER, AND NOW GIOVANNI UP, AND SPINE BUSTTER, AND NOW CASSIDY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES ARI, DARKPOWER, YAMACHA!! THEIR COMING OUT...WAIT A MINUTE, THE BIG SHOW, AND NOW ARI AND YAMACHA ARE AFTER THE BIG SHOW, AND THAT LEAVES....WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: VINCE MCMAHON, AND HIM AND DARKPOWERARE GETTING IT ON!! They go off the air. I'm taking orders for Survivor Series. Raw is this Monday. Give me feedback. See ya next time.