From: "Andy Light" I do not own Pokemon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Pokemon Files #26 Preschool Pandemonium Andy Light Chapter 1 "We're heading to the Pokemon League?" Mike asked the others. "One second!" Lisa yelled. They were at the restaurant in Vridian, and they were shoveling food into their mouths. "Well, I am waiting. I am in the mood for some butt-kicking. I haven't done any in a long time." "Like Lugia blasting Mewtwo?" Lisa asked. "Or Raichu, Mariu, and Hitmonchan beating up on Zapdos?" Brock asked. "Well, besides that," "And the 40- odd times that Team Rocket was beaten up?" Misty asked. "OKAY!" "And the 8 Gym battles." Ash reminded him. "Speaking of which, do we have any more gyms to go to?" Amy asked. "Well, there's Pallet Gym and the Fistbadge." "Mike, that's 18 years in the future." Misty reminded. "Oh. Yeah. Well, I'm too clear-headed. Some time-traveling would put me back in mental shape as quick as-" FLASH! "-that. Where - I mean when am I?" Mike was in the middle of Pallet Town. "Chu. Raichu." "Good point, Raichu. It is Kids Day - Kids Day? This is great! While Time is frozen in the present, I can goof off here! Yeah! Time Travel, eat your heart out!" "What?" A woman, about 27 years of age asked. "I mean, this is really going to be fun." "Well, by the way of your Raichu, you look like a Pokemon Trainer. And it being Kids Day-" "-I'm going to let the kids play with my Pokemon. Well, I'd be glad to Ms-" "Yearth. Ms. Yearth." Chapter 2 "Wha?????" Ms. Yearth was my preschool teacher! I'm in the past! Mike thought, as he was dragged in by the teacher. "Children! It's the Pokemon Trainer!" Mike watched as all the little kids piled out. Raichu jumped onto Mike's head. "Chu!" "Don't be a baby. You played with me as a kid." Raichu shook his head. "All right. Chansey! Clefairy! Mariu! Butterfree! Lapras! Beedrill! Butterfree! Hitmonchan! Geodude! Primeape! Rapidash! Victreebell! Arcanine!" Mike yelled. The Pokemon came out. "Have fun!" Mike yelled, as he threw Raichu out. Raichu ran to the little pole, where a depressed kid was standing. "Who's that?" Mike asked Ms. Yearth. "That's Michael. He's sad because his Mom was supposed to bring her Pikachu to play with, but he hasn't come." Mike walked over. "Hi Michael!" Michael looked up. "Hi." "Raichu!" Raichu leaped down off the pole. "Is that a Raichu?" "Yup." Mike pulled out his Poke-Dex. "Raichu. Pokemon #26. Type Electric. This Pokemon is so powerful, it must use it's tail as a ground to keep from being shocked by itself. This Raichu is at level 65." "Wow! Raichu is so cool! I would show you Mommy's Pikachu, but it's not here." "Well, that's okay. I think you're going to have a Pikachu of your own." "If I do, I'm going to evolve into Raichu! And it will be the best! But, I want to play with Pikachu right now. She should be here. I wonder where she is." Mike searched his memory. At this kids day, his mom had brought Pikachu, and they had played all day long." "This isn't the way it's supposed to happen..." Mike muttered. "Well, what are we going to do?" "There's only one thing we can do. Go find your mom!" "Really? Like an adventure? Cool!" "Yup. Michael. What I'm about to take you on is a dangerous journey. A lot of dangerous Pokemon will be there. Are you ready for that?" "You bet!" "Then let's go! All Pokemon! Return!" Raichu jumped to Mike's shoulder. "Ready?" "Chu! Raichu!" Mike nodded. "Mariu!" Mariu yelled, signaling that it was ready to go. Chapter 3 "I summon the legendary bird of thunder, Zapdos!" "Fearow! Go!" Mike put Michael on Fearow, then climbed on Zapdos. As the two bird Pokemon flew, Mike saw other parts of Pallet. "Hasn't changed much." "What?" "Oh, nothing. Just a Meowth Balloon? Zapdos! Fearow! Go down." The two birds flew down to Mike's house. "Return!" Mike yelled. Mike blasted in as he saw three familiar faces. "The Brat!" "Allow me to reintroduce myself. I have defected Team Rocket's devasation! And united all people within our nation! To denounce the evils of lies and hate! To help all people in this past date! Michael Smith!" "Raichu!" "Elite Pokemon & Trainer blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!" "Raichu!" "That's Right!" "I summon the legendary bird of thunder, Zapdos!" "Raichu! Go!" Raichu and Zapdos came out onto the field, which happened to be right in Mike's house. "Get ready to battle, Arbok!" "Your turn, Weezing!" "Raichu! Thunder Shock!" A millisecond passed, and Raichu let out a huge blast of thunder that put Arbox and Weezing out. "That's a Thunder Shock?" Mike's mom asked. "Yeah. Raichu has to work for a Thunder Bolt." A portion of the shock hit a bag Meowth had. "Pikachu!" The small yellow Pokemon yelled. "Zapdos return!" Mike yelled. "This is going to be a great battle!" Chapter 4 "It looks like our first one's fainted," "But on the wall it's still painted," "That we're Number 1!" "And this will be fun!" "Likitung! Restrain them!" "Victreebell! Drain them!" "Meowth, get in the fight!" "All right all right all right!" "Raichu! Pikachu! Thunder!" Both Chus let out a huge bolt of electricity. "Raichu! Super Shock!" Raichu let out a huge bolt that damaged the house. "Lets take this outside." Mike yelled. "Mega Punch!" Raichu and Pikachu lit Team Rocket into the sky. "It looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!" "Yea! Victory!" "Raichu!" "Mike, thanks for saving me and Pikachu." Mike's mom said. "Yea. And thanks for letting me see that awesome battle!" Michael said. "Well, something tells me that you'll see a lot of those." Mike said. "Raichu." Raichu nodded. Mike looked at his feet as they started to disappear. "See ya Mom. Se you, Me." The duet looked in amazement as Mike flashed away. FLASH! "As good as what, Mike?" "Oh. Never mind. I think I've had too much Time Travel. Let's eat."