From: Nicole B Ah... darn it... Stupid browser mail... anyway here is Pokémon: NEXT, episode one! And I've been a lurker for quite some time, but not purposefully. Oh well... O_o Pokémon: NEXT Episode one "Underwater attack! Hey, where's my hat?!" titled from Ash's point of View ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- *roll Pokémon theme song. Freeze frame at the last frame. SD Ash appears* SD Ash: Hey, what? What's going on?! *SD Team Rocket appears* SD Jessie: Prepare for trouble! SD James: Hi, kid. SD Jessie: Stick to the script! *whacks James with a paper fan* SD James: *whines* But this isn't in the script! SD Jessie: *flicks through the script* Hey, you'r right... what's going on? SD Ash: That's what I'd like to know! *scary, big demon-head Misty appears and looms over them* Misty: IF YOU SHUT UP AND LET THE SHOW START, WE'LL FIND OUT!!! *roll commercials* Narrator: Am I the only one lost?! Well, apparently not! It seems that as Ash, Misty, and Brock leave Cinnibar Island, they also find themselves lost! Misty: Ash, you idiot! You got us lost! Ash: Yeah right! *smirks* Your pokémon are the ones pulling the boat. That mean's you got us lost. Brock: Who cares who got us lost?! What matters is the fact that we are lost! Pikachu: Pikapi, pi pika! Ash: Huh? *the boat crashes into something and Ash and Brockare thrown off* Brock: AAAHH! *splash* Misty: What was that? *she looks around. A submarine surfaces with Brock sitting on it. It is shaped like a Gyarados.* Oh no! It's not... Ash: *grabs the side of the boat* Team Rocket? Of course not. Team Rocket never comes along at bad times. Misty: *mallets Ash off the boat* You idiot! Ash: Why youuuu-*splash* Jessie: Prepare for trouble! James: Make it double! Jessie: To protect the world from devastation! James: To unite all peoples within our nation! Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love! James: to extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie: Jessie! James: James! Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Meowth: That's right! Misty: *sighs* Brock: *unenthusiastic applause* Yay. James: Ooo! We have fans! Jessie: Shut up, you idiot! Don't you know sarcasm?! *mallets James* James: But Jessieeeeeee- *splash* Ash: *floats over to James* Girls... huh. I'll never understand 'em. James: You got it. You're lucky... to learn that lesson at an early age! Ash: They'll hit you for no reason. James: And yell at you. Ash: And insult you. James: And discourage you. Ash and James: Waaa! *they hug eachother* what did we do... to deserve this?! Jessie and Misty: You're both insane! Brock: *nodding sagely* A wise man keeps his mouth shut. Ash: Misty's like... a short, scrawny, carrot-topped Akane Tendo. James: Bad move, kid. Ash: Huh - ack! *Misty's mallet bounces off Ash's head and he sinks under water. The water bubbles. James reaches under the water to haul Ash up by his hair. Ash's eyes are swirly.* Misty: Just up before I kill you! Ash: *eyes go normal and he whimpers* ... Hey, where's my hat?! James: *wearing Ash's hat, he laughs* I don't know! Ash: Give it back! *Grabs for his hat* James: *laughs and swims away from Ash* Ash: Hey! *swims after James* Jessie: *veins popping* Grr! Give me the pikachu, brat! Misty: What?! No! *pulls out a pokéball* Jessie: I'll get you! Arbok get 'em! *throws her pokéball* Misty: Starmie, go! *throws her pokéball* *the two pokémon face off* James: *swims between the two pokémon, weiring Ash's hat, still laughing* Ash: Gimme! *chases James, splashing wildly* *Jessie, Misty, Arbok, and Starmie, soaked, sweatdrop* *Demon-head Misty & Jessie tower over Ash & James* Misty and Jessie: CUT... IT... OUT!!! Ash and James: *scared, grab Arbok and Starmie* Waa! Don't hurt me! Brock, Pikachu, and Meowth: *cuddled up on top of the Gyarados-sub, snoring quietly* James: My boots are full of water! *climbs up onto Ash-tachi's boat and pours the water out of his boots, and puts them back on. He stands up, still wearing Ash's hat, and strikes a menacing pose* Give us the Pikachu! Ash: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme my hat! James: *shoulders slump as he sighs* Ash: it's mine! C'mon, pleeeaaase? I sent in about a zillion post-cards for that! Misty: You told me you sent in a million! Ash: I exaggerated. I sent in a zillion! James! Gimme my hat! James: Isn't a zillion more than a million? Ash: I dunno. I'm in grade school. Gimme! *something rocks the boat and the sub, and James, Misty, Jessie, Brock, Pikachu, and Meowht are tossed into the water* Meowth: Meowth hates water! Especially wet water! Pikachu: *wakes up* Pika? Brock: *wakes up* AHH! I'm drowning! Help, I'm drown- *kicks his arms and legs, treading water* Oh! Never mind. Jessie: *sweatdrop* Misty, are we the only sane ones left? *recalls Arbok* Misty: I think so. *recalls Starmie* *There is a huge flash of light, and when it clears, only the sub and boat remain* Narrator: Eh? I'm confused! What just happened? And why on earth was that episode so weird?! Well, I don't know for sure, so we'll have to wait 'til the next episode to find out! Ash's voice: Don't go away, Pikachu's Jukebox is next! *roll commercials* Pikachu: Pikapika pikachu! (Pikachu's Jukebox) *roll video: 2.B.A. Master* *roll end credits* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Wow, okay, I realize that seemed a little... a little? Okay, a lot, strange. But hey, it was fun to write! It's so spoofy! ^_^. Anyway, I'll probably make it from script format to prose format in the future. ^_^. Hope you enjoyed! And, as always, comments are welcomed! ^_^. -Nicole